Lord Mart On-The-Go Specials!

LORD MART EXCLUSIVE!  “What Would Jesus Buy?” Wallet Have you ever asked yourself, “Does purchasing a WWJD bracelet count as a tithe?” or, “Does giving a dollar I found on the ground count as a sacrificial offering?” Now you can “count the cost” with this spiffy little item! Crucifix Phone Cover Is your mobile phone…

Celebrating Biblical Illiteracy in the Church

Lion and Lamb Print Keep up the lack of biblical accuracy with this wonderful rendition of the most famous Bible verse that does not exist: “And the lion shall lie down with the lamb” (cf. Isa. 11:6). Lion and Lamb for Kids It’s never too early to get your kids misinterpreting the Bible! This delightful…

Eat Like a Christian!

God Thinks You Are Special Plate Highlight important accomplishments in your family by pulling out this unique red plate for that special person! Save it for celebrating special moments and let them know how proud you are (today at least). At only $20.00 each, your first celebration might just be on your economic stewardship! Christian…

For Those With Unclean Lips, Armpits, Cars, etc.

Mother Theresa Breath Mist One spritz can purge the demons of bad breath. Be merciful to thy friends and neighbors. Testamints The mints with a message! John Calvin Cologne Ready to step out for the evening Bible study, but don’t want to smell sexy in a secular way? Toss out that nasty Calvin Klein and…

Christian Clothing

Reformed T-Shirts “Ref-T’s” are both comfortable and doctrinally correct. Are you really free to say no??? The Bible Belt Wear your fundamentalism with pride! WWJD? Boxers If the bracelet, necklace, Bible cover, T-Shirt, and key ring just aren’t enough, these stylish undergarments boast a special “false fly.” So if the waistband isn’t reminder enough, access…

Sin Cleansers

Wash Away Your Sin Soap Can’t get that tough sin out? This will cleanse even the most guilt-ridden soul. Wash Away Your Sins Bubble Bath Still feel sinful after a hard day of struggling against the flesh? This bath will make your soul feel like brand new! Plus it leaves no visible scum ring!

Bible Lego’s

Bible Lego’s Re-tell your own Bible-based stories with these plastic characters, or join them with other sets for a space, western, or jungle theme! (Great for cross-cultural studies.) 

Jesus Healing Bracelet

COPPER MAGNETIC THERAPY JESUS BRACELET Do you believe? Wear this solid COPPER MAGNETIC THERAPY JESUS BRACELET for the most powerful healing and comfort you’ve ever experienced! COPPER has been relied on for centuries to ease the pain of arthritis. MAGNETS are used therapeutically to ease muscle pain, tendonitis, bursitis, back pain, poor circulation and more.…

How to Speak Christianeze

How to Speak Christianeze Do you ever “struggle” “in your heart” over what “the Spirit is telling (your heart)”? Maybe you just don’t know what the words mean! This tape series will “speak to your heart.” And (just praise Him) if you just order now you can also just get the tape series Denominational Differences.…